Salisbury, North Carolina.
I'm Steve Proctor. Personal information on homepages
usually bores me, so I have included only the most interesting
facts. The strangest thing about this page is that
all of it is true!
If you actually want to know about me professionally,
leave this page at once and go here.
- I Was Born in a Crossfire Hurricane:
No wait, that's someone else. Although we DID have hurricanes in Texas (Thanks RS). I began
my education at Benbrook Elementary School, the first school Lee Harvey
Oswald attended. A coincidence, nothing more...
Woke up this morning
Troubled by bad luck.
Got no Armani suit
Had to rent a tux!