| Once a pun a midnight clear, | |
| an Eric "Head on a Stick" did appear. | |
| Held aloft by Sam at the Half Moon Pub, | |
| the only place where one could join the exclusive club. | |
| Coveted by Beck, envied by all, | |
| glanced at longingly by those in the hall. | |
| Mark journeyed to Columbus, not to see Eric THE MAN, | |
| but to get his own head on a stick from SAM! | |
| Now armed with a head on a stick Mark paces the floor, | |
| bringing forth giggles galore! | |
| From Nathan, from Andy, a supressed giggle, | |
| not quite laughter as the head on a stick doesn't wiggle. | |
| EC smirks and pretends to ignore, | |
| the silliness his fans have in store. | |
| Perhaps one day the band will behold | |
| a theater full of heads on a stick, ten thousand fold! |